Mr Willy is a crook who makes his money through theft and attacking little kiddos he has a white van which he drives
he is a very bad man and it is widely known that he smokes 1000000g of weed a day
he has 1 million friends or so he says but his real friends are the lil kids he runs off with in his white van
he gives out free candy what a ledge
everyone wants to be like him when they grow up
in his van he carries candy and his supply of ever fresh so sweet weed
he has never been a real boy and he's actually a puppet who turned into a boy and his brother is pinochio
his best friends are Sly Stallone! and Mikee Mouse! and his bro, Pinochio!
his dealer is Willy Wonka
